Craigslist: "I know what I have" edition

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
02/03/2017 at 07:03 • Filed to: None

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What was this stripe painted with? A roller?

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Nice pictures. I can totally see your truck.

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Thanks for including a word document of what was done to the truck. It’s like the same thing as having receipts.

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Yes, and what you have is a totally unrealistic expectation of what kind of price your car will bring in. And why are you getting rid of it for having it for 4k miles?

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DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > Stapleface
02/03/2017 at 09:04

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My guess with the Mazda is it’s a flip attempt or he found something big is about to go boom and he wants to offload it fast. I really want to send him a cartoon of an old man with balls to the ground because he said “no low balls”. That’s the image that always pops into my head when I read it on CL


Kinja'd!!! AbsintheMinded: NeonHeatDreams > Stapleface
02/03/2017 at 09:32

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I had a guy who was driving a really nice 2.5l early 00's Impreza that I approached, curious if he would sell it. He was nice enough until I asked if he wanted to sell it and he went off on this blurt about. “kellybluebookvalueisatanalltimehighonthese.nolowballs.iknowwhatihave.ihavetogetatleastabovekellybluebookbecausethiscarinthisconditionisreallyrare.itsararecolor.”

I didn’t buy it


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > AbsintheMinded: NeonHeatDreams
02/03/2017 at 09:36

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You know, I just don’t understand some people. They see the NADA or KBB price and figure clean retail is their absolute bottom and go up from there. If a car dealer, who offers financing, can’t get above that price, what makes them think that they can?


Kinja'd!!! AbsintheMinded: NeonHeatDreams > Stapleface
02/03/2017 at 10:25

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Because they are the only ones in the entire world with that exact car, so obviously it demands a premium.